It is highly improbable that the bureaucrat will put his life on the line. It is absolutely impossible that he'll put his job on the line.

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

Many small people, in small places, doing small things can change the world.

Scientists say that human beings are made of atoms, but a little bird told me that we are also made of stories

The Church says: the body is a sin. Science says: the body is a machine. Advertising says: The body is a business. The Body says: I am a fiesta.

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are.

I am not particularly interested in saving time; I prefer to enjoy it.

I can't sleep. There is a woman stuck between my eyelids. I would tell her to get out if I could. But there is a woman stuck in my throat

In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.

Most of wars or military coups or invasions are done in the name of democracy against democracy.

Richness in the world is a result of other people's poverty. We should begin to shorten the abyss between haves and have-nots.

The reason a writer writes a book is to forget a book and the reason a reader reads one is to remember it.

A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.

Sometimes before it gets betterthe darkness gets bigger. The person that you'd take a bullet foris behind the trigger.

Holy Bible is Holy Bible.

Are you not in a race

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.

...it was easy to get an incomplete picture of the world if one relied solely on experts, and how important is would be to further rely on oneself

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Wave to the haters like nanananana.

The new troops in Iraq need to be Iraqi troops.