It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

No person has the right to rain on your dreams.

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat.

Pot always just made me sleepy.

I'm very antischedule. Except for board meetings, I don't really schedule things or keep a calendar. I think appointments are caustic to creativity.

Do not believe those persons who say they have never been jealous. What they mean is that they have never been in love.

For one thing, I was no longer alone; a man is never alone with the wind-and the boat made three.

Preaching is theology coming through a man who is on fire.

You accomplish exactly as much as the people who serve you decide you'll accomplish and nothing more.

But it makes you wonder, doesn't it? Just how normal are we? Just who are the people we nod our hellos to as we pass on the street? A rather good question to ask - particularly in The Twilight Zone.