It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Paradise is not a place, it’s a state of mind.

Among the American contemporaries I read with most enjoyment are several North Carolinians. I think the best poetry being written these days is being written by Southerners.

When a rules man gives you a ruling, that’s it. Amen.

Perfect wisdom, Perfect tranquility,Perfect compassion,arise fromOur love,Our sincerity.Our understanding.

The unexpressed aim of every politician is to influence events that history books will record his name - and spell it right.

I closed my eyes and let the music flow through me, cleansing my soul of all fear and sin and reminding me that I am always better than I think and stronger than I believe.

When I leave here, when my final day on this earth is up, I want to leave in peace. I want to have peace in my heart.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

Nothing is so much fun as business. I do not expect to do anything but work as long as I can stand up.

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.