It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed.

When I count my blessings, I find you in every one.

I love you" means I want you to be happy.

Music is happiness with a steady pulse.

Alas, impatience is but another form of unhappiness. It is true, it is true. I have never met a happy impatient person.

Happiness is never in a rush. If you move too fast, you leave it behind.

Laugh and smile for no reason at all. Giggle grins are a magnet for happiness.

Life can seem like a gloomy wait in the thick of black shadows.And still there are those who smile at the darkness, anticipating the beauty of an eventual sunrise.

Nothing can squelch your fire except turning your back on the thing that fuels it.

The rarest, truest beauty is visible only to the heart.

The real beauty of a woman is most clearly seen in the smiles of those who interact with her.

It's no accident that in a bureaucracy getting fired is called 'termination, ' as in ontological erasure.

Man cannot be freed by the same injustice that enslaved it.

There is no worse evil than a bad woman and nothing has ever been produced better than a good one.

My idea of the perfect bottom would be nice, bubbly, curvy, firm, maybe a little bit bouncy.

Writers are diffident creatures -- they need encouragement.

This walking business is overrated: I mastered the art of doing it when I was quite small, and in any case, what are taxis for?

You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That's a part of it.

Everybody is following somebody. Everybody has faith in something and somebody. We are all believers.

Emotions of the sould should be watched, regulary examined, and kept well balanced.

I'm Bill Clinton and I think you deserve a change. That's why I've offered a plan to get the economy moving again, starting with a middle-class tax cut.