It is love, and not German philosophy, that is the true explanation of the world, whatever may be the explanation of the next.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The person you grow to become in pursuit of a goal makes the journey a memorable experience.

The best light which illuminates your path is your determination!

It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.

Lord you know how busy I must be this day. If I forget you do not you forget me.

Everyone would tell me they couldn't identify with sexual abuse. No one says they can't identify with the tales of the Greek gods and goddesses because they don't live on Mt. Olympus.

Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

Every day people say you got to move on with your life. You have to move on. And you just can't.

Trick names are so ridiculous!

The law is not an end in itself, nor does it provide ends. It is preeminently a means to serve what we think is right.