It is more difficult for a man to be faithful to his mistress when he is favored than when he is ill treated by her.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.

The other day, we went somewhere, and did something.

Every day that goes by and we don't win a ballgame, that's a missed opportunity for us to battle back.

One can no more have a private religion than one can have a private sun or a private moon.

I did get a degree in theater and took some voice-over classes.

Religious faith is an important aspect of American culture and a fact of American political life.

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Mentally prepare ourselves for excellence...block out the noise of everyday distractions and tap into the quietness of meaningful focus, intent and a winning mindset.

You don't just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.