It is more from carelessness about truth than from intentionally lying that there is so much falsehood in the world.

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.

A man who uses a great many words to express his meaning is like a bad marksman who, instead of aiming a single stone at an object, takes up a handful and throws at it in hopes he may hit.

There are minds so impatient of inferiority that their gratitude is a species of revenge, and they return benefits, not because recompense is a pleasure, but because obligation is a pain.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts.

When I wake up, " he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

Now I've been crying lately, Thinking about the world as it is. Why must we go on hating? Why can't we live in bliss?

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.

As we mature in Christ, it is actually possible to outgrow fear.

I'm just a little bit sicker then the average individual I think.

Keep your dream in front of you. Never let it go regardless of how farfetched it might seem.

I'm doing what I have to do. I want everyone to know that I love them.

I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two foods, I'd take some fantastic chocolate. And some terrible chocolate. I love the Clark Bar.