It is more important to know the properties of chlorine than the improprieties of Claudius!

You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine.... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Friends are family members we have a choice over.

There just aren't enough positive portrayals of Latino life in film.

The midfield are like a chef, trying to prise open a stubborn oyster to get at the fleshy meat inside.

Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.

I've been a story-teller all my life but I realized it only recently.

Disciplined people can do the right thing at the right time in the right way for the right reason.

People who haven't done commercials, don't appreciate how hard it is.

There's no question that natural gas is a lot better than coal or oil, in the sense that natural gas produces less carbon per unit of energy produced.

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.