It is more noble by silence to avoid an injury than by argument to overcome it.

Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.

The true way to gain much is never to desire to gain too much.

Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.

Daisies smell-less, yet most quaint, And sweet thyme true, Primrose, first born child of Ver, Merry Spring-time's harbinger.

You are no better than you should be.

Grace comes often clad in the dusky robe of desolation.

There is a method in man's wickedness; it grows up by degrees.

The greatest attribute of Heaven is mercy.

Those have most power to hurt us, that we love.

Faith without works is like a bird without wings; though she may hop with her companions on earth, yet she will never fly with them to heaven.

Count me in, Kat." He squeezed her tighter. "You should always count me in." - W. W. Hale the Fifth

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

Let's just be fabulously where we are and who we are. You be you and I'll be me, today and today and today, and let's trust the future to tomorrow.

McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled.

I never really saw my dad as entertained as when he was just completely blown away by somebody on the television screen or at the movies. I think that's the real reason that I went into acting.

I love shooting guns. Not at people or animals, but I love shooting blanks!

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

The present is never a happy state to any human being.