It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Glitters overshadow the subtle beauty... Same goes for publicity and authenticity.

As much as I liked and admired the various members of the Kennedy family, my first loyalty was to Jackie.

I believe welfare makes you lazy and unproductive.

And if I die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take But please don't cry Just know that I have made these songs for you.

How much more courage it took to be kind than to be cruel.

The one thing about me is that I don’t even know where I’ll end up, and I don’t know what I’ll be doing but I know that I’ll never really stop.

How can I develop myself into the grandest possible manhood?

After being thrown out of the house, four schools and the United States Army, I discovered that I was on the right track.

I think all the world would gain by setting commerce at perfect liberty.