It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.

I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end." -Bobby Pendragon

We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal

What exactly is a french before it's fried?

Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.

Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory" Saint Dane

To write, you need to find what you love.

I choose to be alone cause I wanted to experience freedom, but I realized that freedom needs a companionship

A rock star never gets old!

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

A clear conscience is, for me, an occupied conscience-never empty-the conscience of a man at work until his last breath.

Guilt was imputed and corruption was conveyed

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.

There are always a half-dozen things that make 80%of the difference. Only SIX things!

The truth is that good and bad coexist; sour and sweet coexist. They aren't really opposed to each other.

The most successful people in the world aren't usually the brightest. They are the ones who persevere.

Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.