It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

You can't make history going incognito.

When your family dismisses you, like Lotto's did, you create your own family

You don't have to have a million followers to make an impact on one.

My relationship with sartorial news is only what I like.

Evolution has led to some populations of people being able to digest milk without much trouble when they're adults as well.

Goodness, my nose is enormous,' she exclaimed. 'Why didn't anyone tell me?

Smell and taste are in fact but a single composite sense, whose laboratory is the mouth and its chimney the nose.

I live way out in the country, in truck-country.

Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker

I have all kinds of chest injuries; I tore my vein during 'Rocky II' and had 60 stitches. If you've seen 'Rocky Balboa,' you'll know how bad they look.