It is my conviction that movie stars are not entitled to any rights of privacy.

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

Why can't I be the adorable one?

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

... she was a pudding of immaturity and precocious wisdom that had not yet set into a stable mold.

The voluntary captive The speechless the prisoner Which I hide in my very depths.

Consciousness even in my sleep changes primary colors. The features of my face melt like a wax doll in the fire. And who can consent to see in the mirror the mere face of man?

You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they're sure fun when the sun shines.

Hate is too mild of a word. But it's nothing personal, I don't think.

Let her (Truth) and Falsehood grapple; who ever knew Truth put to the worse in a free and open encounter?

... religion is a crutch, and only the crippled need crutches.

There is no room for being creative in today’s business... Except for finding creative ways to be inefficient.

A languid janitor bears His lantern through colonnades And the architecture swoons.