It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Be afraid of nothing.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

What we call the Lord's prayer is actually the Disciple's Prayer because It says "Forgive us our trespasses" and Our LORD Jesus had no sin. Selah

Each of us play a unique role in the history of life. What legacy do you want to live behind?

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

Necessity makes an honest man a knave.

Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic totalitarian state in Gaza, with no individual liberty, and no freedom of speech or press.

What is enlightenment, anyway? I don't know if I can really put it into words, perhaps you can. I can't.

There is a God inside my PC. An Old-Testament God with lots of arbitrary rules and utterly no mercy.

We learn from tragedy. Slowly.

Live a life of gratitude, giving thanks in all circumstances.

Climate change is the greatest threat to human rights in the 21st century.