It is my time. The time of maximum ride.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Great things in business are never done by one person, They are done by a team of people

Our daily thoughts manifest into the life we live and what occurs around us.

Soulfully partake of life, not how you envisage – but, in a manner that was ordained.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

People know that pursuing a mission without achieving results is dispiriting; achieving results without a mission is meaningless.

I still had an irrational desire to do an interpretive dance about rainbows, but it was a small price to pay for being healed.

The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.

Thus much for thy assurance know; a hollow friend is but a hellish foe.

It behooves us to be careful what we worship, for what we are worshipping we are becoming.

Ambition's monstrous stomach does increase By eating, and it fears to starve, unless It still may feed, and all it sees devour; Ambition is not tir'd with toll nor cloy'd with power.