It is no use to preach to [children] if you do not act decently yourself.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.

This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'

A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.

It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys.

A great person defines himself

You don’t see something until you have the right metaphor to let you perceive it

My mom was a cheerleader and had me as a teenager. I remember her giving me some pom-poms and teaching me how to do some splits when I was 3 or 4.

The coop is guarded from the inside.

Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts?

I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person.

Many a time the thing left silent makes for happiness.

In this branch of utopian real estate, architecture is no longer the art of designing buildings so much as the brutal skyward extrusion of whatever site the developer has managed to assemble.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.