It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The guns reminded me that this was just an attempt to punch holes in the darkness that enveloped us now.

You decide for yourself when it will hurt.

And you don't want to always write about politics just for the sake of writing about politics.

Faith keeps you going, but doubt keeps you from going off the deep end.

Careers go in cycles. I've plateau-ed. I've been at the bottom of the ocean... You win some, you lose some.

The more I examine the universe and study the details of its architecture, the more evidence I find that the universe in some sense must have known that we were coming.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

And swear No where Lives a woman true, and fair.

Although I am a woman and young, I have more than enough courage to suffer this death and a thousand more.

The future is uncertain, and therefore I can't predict it.