It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.

If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.

Who controls the food supply controls the people; who controls the energy can control whole continents; who controls money can control the world.

Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.

World population needs to be decreased by 50%

Democracy is too important to leave up to the votes of the people.

This country cannot afford to tear itself apart on a partisan basis on issues so vital to our national security.

It is one of history's ironies that Communism, advertised as a classless society, tended to breed a privileged class of feudal proportions.

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests.

NAFTA represents the single most creative step towards a New World Order.

The writer has little control over personal temperament, none over historical moment, and is only partly in charge of his or her own aesthetic.

The survival of poor opinions can make a thinker feel as though he is failing humanity.

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.

Sometimes you’re loved because of your weaknesses. What you can’t do is sometimes more compelling than what you can.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.

Donald Trump is able to get his message out.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.