It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Every system of power in the world has a vested interest in weakening the individuality of its subjects and tries to weaken or it possible completely extinguish it.

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one check your pulse. You may be dead.

You have to win something for people to think about you.

Perhaps there is no position more perilous to a man's honesty thanthat?of knowing himselftobe quiteloved by a girl whom he almost loves himself.

Clemency, which we make a virtue of, proceeds sometimes from vanity, sometimes from indolence, often from fear, and almost always from a mixture of all three.

I was going to come in and push you down the stairs.

If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.

It takes a long time to sound like yourself.

I'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail.

Kids instinctively know - although they will argue to the contrary - that they really are not mature enough to make good decisions on some important issues.