It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The two words expressed volumes.

Where hatred exists, let love be your final thoughts.

I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.

As for them pretty light-skinned models standin in the cold, ah yeah they with us.

L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation.

How to obtain freedom has been, and is, mankind's most important quest.

This is an issue that has an exceedingly high number of threads in it. It involves race, it involves culture, it involves crime, it involves justice.

No single theory ever agrees with all the facts in its domain

Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.

Poetry is at least an elegance and at most a revelation.