It is not always the job of people shouting outside impressive buildings to solve problems. It is often the job of the people inside, who have paper, pens, desks, and an impressive view.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Nobody can treat you like a liability without your approval

I strongly believe in all crisis is just an opportunity to make miracles

So in the Libyan fable it is told That once an eagle stricken with a dart Said when he saw the fashion of the shaft 'With our own feathers not by others' hands Are we now smitten.'

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

I believe people should live full lives and not settle for anything less.

When Heaven is about to confer a great office upon you, it first exercises your mind with suffering and your sinews and bones with toil.

You don't go to the people that are just like you. You go to the people that you have to earn their credit.

It is not necessary for one to have perfected moral practice before asking others to consider their own actions

Organizational busy work tends to expand to fill the working day.

You judge a society by the decency of living of the weakest