It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

When you awaken and are self aware, you heal. When you heal, you heal the world.

Potentially, anyone writing on the Web can reach a global audience. In practice, hardly anyone ever does.

Fall with awareness and acceptance.

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.

Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith.

A low wage business is always insecure.

I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.

Reconciliation requires changes of heart and spirit, as well as social and economic change. It requires symbolic as well as practical action.

With women, the more unhappy they are, the more undressed they are.

The biggest enemy is doubt. If you don’t believe in what you are doing, you aren’t going to make it.