It is not enough to want to get rid of one’s sins, we also need to believe in the One who saves us from our sins.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Just because you can make a choice, doesn’t mean you should. Some things are better left alone.

This is the only perfection there is, the perfection of helping others.

There are some people i'd take a bullet for, and some people i'd like to put a bullet in.

It turns out that strong typing does not eliminate the need for careful testing. And I have found in my work that the sorts of errors that strong type checking finds are no the errors I worry about.

Such a system would be very, very expensive and laborious to have, given the kinds of border we have. Scientists and engineers aren't even sure they have the technology to make it work

Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom the occassion of folly.

Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.