It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When you are searching for love, love is standing just outside the door. Just open the door and welcome the love.

Theories look great on paper until reality scribbles all over the page.

To me, strange is just another way of saying unusual. And unusual is just another way of saying special

I am, and always will be, a blues guitarist.

Backstage at the Victoria's Secret show is pure madness. Big personalities, big hair, and tons of press.

Though through all his life a fool associates with a wise man, he yet understands not the Dharma, as the spoon, the flavor of soup.

Ships and sails proper for the heavenly air should be fashioned. Then there will also be people, who do not shrink from the dreary vastness of space.

You're a Good Little Slave

I have a no-die clause in every movie. The black people can't be dying all the time.

A life of intimacy with God is characterized by joy.