It is not how old you are, but how you are old.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

He who lives without folly is not as wise as he may think.

[On writing:] "There's a great quote by Julius Irving that went, 'Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don't feel like doing t

Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.

That goal [in the 1998 World Cup] changed me-not as a person, but as a player. People have looked at me differently ever since. It gave me confidence and now I feel I can achieve anything.

I'm regarded quite asexually by a lot of people. And the people that understand me the best are nearer to what I understand about me.

Good and happy people who believe in God are the greatest living arguments for God's existence

Acting wasn't even in my world at all. My oldest sister worked at 'Glamour' magazine and said I should model, but I had no interest.

Sometimes you just get the feeling that here it is 11o'clock in the morning and you're not in school.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.