It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Just like "All American" means "White, " "All Lives" means "White.

How right it is to love flowers and the greenery of pines and ivy and hawthorn hedges

It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.

Long quaffing maketh a short lyfe.

Brazil has rediscovered itself, and this rediscovery is being expressed in its people's enthusiasm and their desire to mobilize to face the huge problems that lie ahead of us.

If there is any test that can be applied to movies, it's that the good ones never make you feel virtuous.

In the depth of the soul is the atman, the oversoul. And that oversoul is really love and compassion, peace, joy, and wisdom.

If we spend our time with regrets over yesterday, and worries over what might happen tomorrow, we have no today in which to live.

Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present. When things are at their worst I find something always happens.