It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You can't just be reading books all the time and leave the writting of them to others.

A breath?" she asked. She didn't want to kiss just any wooden man. He looked nice enough, but he might not be like his looks. A kiss seemed very forward. He might remember it, and make assumptions.

We are already too dependent on gambling revenue. If we continue, we will soon be owned by them.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

All the best human impulses can be traced back to adolescence.

The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving.

I really want to start playing basketball. Basketball and ping-pong are my two forms of exercise.

It's very challenging to learn something new as an adult.

The human body is not an instrument to be used, but a realm of one's being to be experienced, explored, enriched and, thereby, educated.

I had so many unsold murder pictures lying around my room...I felt as if I were renting out a wing of the City Morgue.