It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or houses to the homeless.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

Oligopoly is an imperfect monopoly. Like the despotism of the Dual Monarchy, it is saved only by its incompetence.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.

There is certainly no absolute standard of beauty. That precisely is what makes its pursuit so interesting.

Simple minds, presumably, are the easiest to manage.

Every corner of the public psyche is canvassed by some of the most talented citizens to see if the desire for some merchandisable product can be cultivated.

The truth about life will change this world into heaven and you into an immortal spiritual being.

Receiving is good but giving is much better. Nevertheless, sharing is the best.

If you find yourself easily provoked, then just change the channel.

I kiss your tear-stained cheeks, tasting the saltiness of a hidden sea of sorrow.

People endure what they endure and they deal with it. It may corrupt them. It may lead them into all sorts of compensatory excesses.

I don't own anything designer.

We are Republicans. But we are Americans first. It is as Americans that we express our concern with the growing confusion that threatens the security and stability of our country.

You only win when you help others win.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness.