It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt...

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Art is inside of you; express yourself.

It has been said that the body is like an automobile - it's yours, but it isn't you.

The most wonderful opportunity which life offers is to be human.

all stories are like those about the creation of the universe, no one was there, no one witnessed anything, yet everyone knows what happened.

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism.

Life is as serious a thing as death.