It is not what we have that matters

Moreover God hath ordained man in this world, as it were, the very image of himself, to the intent, that he, as it were a god on earth, should provide for the wealth of all creatures.

Though I despise it, I do not doubt His Love for the creatures. I have seen it —His ever-reaching outward for any hand that might reach back. At His love, I tremble yet believe.

The devil loves it when we say we believe then prioritize everything in our lives ahead of God.

There is no fool like an old fool.

Only when Christ comes again will the little white children of Alabama walk hand in hand with little black children.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

It feels real good to look at some of the guys who have played before me, then come in and break a record. But records are made to be broken.

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster.

Vegetarianism serves as the criterion by which we know that the pursuit of moral perfection on the part of humanity is genuine and sincere.

The experience of life that you and I have is pretty much a jigsaw puzzle in the box: Day-to-day experiences of disconnected pieces that don't seem to justify the efforts we make each day.