It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You will not reap the fruit of individuality in your children if you clone their education.

At 23 I thought I knew everything, by 33 I realised I knew nothing.

If a man can predict his own death and resurrection, and pull it off, I just go with whatever that man says

To be extremely self-centred, only interested in your own satisfaction, always brings negative consequences in the long run.

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.

When we're onstage, it's like mind reading: we're on the same page.

Theatre is liberating because it only works if it's truthful, That's what it requires. That's not true of film: the camera does lie.

All I do is see all these incidents of [Hillary Clinton's] coughing all the time. I don't know what it is.

All of life is the management of risk, not its elimination.

I would rather die going to the west than live by staying in the east.