It is oftener by the estimation of our own feelings that we exaggerate the good qualities of others than by their merit, and when we praise them we wish to attract their praise.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

Even if you are sad, don’t forget to sing the song of love.

Truth does not need publicity, lies do.

Only Live Like You (OLLY)

And Clare, always Clare.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

Incompetency fed on itself.

One of the most noble things you can do is kill the enemy.

I was two votes away from class clown in high school.

Freebase? What's free about it?

Not every show needs to reach the same size of audience, or same width, of a ‘Sopranos,'