It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind.

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

To be weird! That is my goal!

Blind and unwavering undisciplined at all times constitutes the real strength of all free men.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.""I was going to watch Project Runway.

She had thought he was dead, or at least not totally alive, and you could not still be dating someone you believe had an autopsy, so it was not really cheating.

I don't know how I ever really lived before my husband came into my life.

The sweet fragrance of a fresh New Year!

William "Boss" Tweed was in such thorough control in New York that he made money off of the report the committee printed after investigating him.

Even when the truth is in fact simple, simplicity is still relative.

I left my Phillie at home, Do you have another? I wanna get blunted, my brother.

The man of character, sensitive to the meaning of what he is doing, will know how to discover the ethical paths in the maze of possible behavior.

A traitor is good fruit to hang from the boughs of the tree of liberty.

I've had to work for everything I have, and I'm not going to stop. The minute I feel I've made it, I'm done.