It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

The wise have two arms, and yet can grasp many things, and have two eyes, and yet can perceive many things.

But if you ever come to a road where danger; Or guilt or anguish or shame's to share. Be good to the lad who loves you true, And the soul that was born to die for you; And whistle and I'll be there.

If you want anything to work, Sunday, you're going to have to believe it

Photography, as a powerful medium of expression and communications, offers an infinite variety of perception, interpretation and execution.

My priorities are my family and my job. I have little time for much else.

every short story is an experiment - what one must ask is not only, did it come off, but was it, as an experiment, worth making?

The ancients stole all our ideas from us.

Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly irrational hope.

God created us to thrive on encouragement from others