It is possible--indeed possible even according to the old conception of logic--to give in advance a description of all 'true' logical propositions. Hence there can never be surprises in logic.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Enjoy the love and beauty of life. It is the greatest success of life.

The glory of God is upon you.Arise in great might and chase your dream.

Every artist needs canvass, mine just happens to be Microsoft Word and a Thesaurus.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

A God alone can comprehend a God.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

That is the beautiful part about weights: even if you are 100 year old, you can lift something. Maybe it's only a half a pound or a pound or two pounds. It will still do something.

Like some infernal monster, still venomous in death, a war can go on killing people for a long time after it’s all over.

I know it's hard to let go of people that have been with you forever. Sometimes it's time to call it a day.