It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers 'like wot I do.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

There is no fault, only responsibility.

Trust me, I play the game for the fans, my family and myself.

Our society is blind. We have lost our ability to be affected by imagery.

Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole

As a designer, I love to explore user edge cases and figure out what appear to be rules.

It's not just NYU. There are days when I feel like I'm stranded in some upscale mall in Pasadena. Don't even get me started on the insidious transformation of Bleecker Street!

With ruin upon ruin, rout on rout, Confusion worse confounded.

The concept of conservation is a far truer sign of civilization than that spoilation of a continent which we once confused with progress.

...one cannot lodge in if.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.