It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Life is a dance between what keeps us going and what is holding us back

Because you tred upon my dreams, the world is made of magic things.

Have some more tea, dear, " Hester said, reaching for the pot and refilling my cup. "I always find that helps.

But Ash, I can't continue to want you from a distance. To love you and not have you. I'd end up in jail if anyone tried to touch you and God forbid you tried to date someone.

There are so many plans, so many schemes, and so many reasons why there should be neither plans nor schemes.

Well, these tattoos aren't really rebellion. These tattoos are all tattoos I've had since I have been a pastor.

Satan is an astute theologian.

Filmmakers are anxious about what other people are working on.

The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives.

Stand Firm for your country, and become a man Honour'd and lov'd: It were a noble life, To be found dead, embracing her.