It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

Nothing happens easily in our lives. To get something, you have to attract it with the power of your love.

You’re sure you didn’t leave? Didn’t try to explore Thunder Bay again, maybe go down to the park and, I don’t know, dismember some poor jogger?

Protect your mind everyday.

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The invisible things are the value system.

I love the fashion which is out of fashion.

Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, everything moves, everything revolves, everything flies and goes away.

One has been a poor spectator of life if one has not witnessed the hand - that kills from mercy.

You know who was wonderful to work with? Was Paul Gleason, may he rest in peace.

Men take the oddest satisfaction in feeling superior without knowing that most of the time they are being utterly predictable.