It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

The world lures people with its temptations and attractions, masking them with a cover of pleasure

Never wake up waiting to hear a command from someone before you make a move

Hunger allows no choiceTo the citizen or the police

No religion has mandated killing others as a requirement for its sustenance or promotion.

I made a mistake when I said there were no gas chambers at Auschwitz.

One, what would happen if everyone did this thing? Two, would this help or hinder the movement toward universal ultimate complexity?

We should want to evangelize because of the joy that God puts in our hearts. Ultimately, that's the best reason for sharing our faith.

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

Atheism is a religion itself complete with fanatics and bigots.

I would never go to a gym. How could I do it? So I tried to do it in my house and it doesn't work.