It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

As I am defeated today, I tell you to believe what you will. Just as you believe yourself, your worst enemies believe in themselves.

Everyone can use a little beauty.

Do not wait for ideal circumstances nor for the best opportunities they will never come.

...beauty is the projection of ugliness and by developing certain monstrosities we obtain the purest ornaments.

Our most meaningful conversations go on late at night when we're on the phone with our friends or talking to our lovers.

There is no pleasure pure and simple, and some care always comes to mar our joys.

When all the other animals, downcast looked upon the earth, he [Prometheus] gave a face raised on high to man, and commanded him to see the sky and raise his high eyes to the stars.

I have a healthy lifestyle, but there's nothing you can really do to prevent from rolling an ankle or something like that.

I have an enormous fondness for delicious food. It's very comforting

Treason seldom dwells with courage.