It is still bad taste to be an avowed atheist. But now it is equally bad taste to be an avowed Christian.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Charlie Everman understood, in the very depth of his soul, that God's mercies were new each morning.

Everyone only goes around the track once in life and if you don't enjoy that trip it's pretty pathetic.

You cannot become Happy, You can only Be Happy.

You can't invent Google, Facebook or the iPod unless you've mastered the basics, are willing to put in long hours and can pick yourself up from the floor when life knocks you down the first 10 times.

Things which are equally bad are also equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things. - Humbug

I do nothing I regret, man, because I try to do nothing abominable. As long as there is not an abomination, there is nothing to regret, you understand?

Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.

I am a nihilist because I still believe in truth.

I am not afraid of the truth, if any one could tell it me, but I am afraid of parts of it impertinently uttered.

The Democrats are the architects of the mess we're in that we are trying to get out of, that we're trying extricate ourselves from.