It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Writing to you like this is the same as saying your name when I've woken up late, feeling sick, tasting rot. It's pointless, but it happens.

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

There are stars out there who would die to have this much exposure.

When actors talk about research, they're just patting themselves on the back.

I was invited to play with the New York Knicks. I was never drafted, but I was invited to the rookie camp.

Religious truth, or for that matter any truth, requires a calm and meditative atmosphere for its percolation.

The gap between vision and current reality is also a source of energy. If there were no gap, there would be no need for any action to move towards the vision. We call this gap creative tension.

Do you want to know the secret of life? If you want to have everything, don’t want anything. Everything will run after you.

We speak of virtue, honour, reason; but our thought does not translate any one of these concepts into a substance.

Generous souls Are still most subject to credulity.