It is the human wish to be told lies that keep us as primitive morally and socially as we are. I am persuaded that a lie grounded in human desire is too powerful for mere reason to kill.

Cuba's poverty is caused by the crackpot Marxist doctrines imposed by its sociopathic ruler and promoted by half the liberal arts professors on American faculties.

In practice, socialism didnt work. But socialism could never have worked because it is based on false premises about human psychology and society, and gross ignorance of human economy.

A university is not a political party, and an education is not an indoctrination.

If you have to invoke a distant past to justify a present grievance, the case for the grievance is already undermined.

No one is responsible under liberalism.

Israel is the canary in the mine. What happens to Israel will eventually happen to America itself.

If blacks are oppressed in America, why isn’t there a black exodus?

We can trust our doctors to be professional, to minister equally to their patients without regard to their political or religious beliefs. But we can no longer trust our professors to do the same.

When schools produce students who learned to think on the left or on the right, they're not thinking for themselves.

There can be no peace with someone who wants to kill you.

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.

When the dead are afraid, you know there's a big problem.

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

In every governmental speech I give before state parliament, I say: Bavaria will remain Bavaria.

Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

I don't like fun, it upsets me.

In my twenties, I thought I was Robert De Niro and I invested all of myself in my acting. But, as I've got older, I've calmed down a bit. I've thrown my game plan out of the window.

Perhaps marketing is about to transition to a new kind of profession, one that requires insight, dedication and smarts.

We try, and we try, and we fail; and then we go deeper.

I have to come out of the closet of the third person and speak in a more direct way.