It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

No tears are wasted. It is deepest soul soothing.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

Authority, power, and wealth do not change a man; they only reveal him

I started going [Grateful Dead] when I was in high school. I was 15. It was the Summer Of Love.

As for the Devil - that is somebody our religion tried to do without for a long time.

I'm interested in designing not the object but the process that leads to the object.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

Actresses generally arent allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isnt considered as versatile.

I ain't scared of the fall / I've felt the ground before.

Maybe law enforcement would like the ability to turn on the camera on your Mac.