It is the little things that fret and worry us you can dodge an elephant but not a fly.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

But I’ve found that sitting around moaning about how sad it is gets no one anywhere. That’s why I get involved.

Whoever, to whatever purpose or extent, initiates the use of force, is a killer acting on the premise of death in a manner wider than murder: the premise of destroying man's capacity to live.

The bee fertilizes the flower it robs.

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.

Everyone, especially minorities of race and ethnicity, now live under a surveillance panoptican.

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

It's important to give back to the community. I want to make a difference in the world!

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

If you think you’re enlightened go spend a week with your family.

A wise man once remarked that we can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed.