It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar.

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

They kept me in a cage for too long because now every room I am standing in is just another cell.

My face is rather like a collision waiting to happen: head-on I can be borne, but turn sideways, and it is all calamity.

Best tool to win hearts is "respect".

Gods and men create one another, destroy one another, though by different means.

I spend eight months outlining and researching the novel before I begin to write a single word of the prose.

I'm not really that hard-working. We've hung out a lot, and you know that I don't work harder than you. Everyone else is just really lazy. People do half a thing, and then they just go out to lunch.

Obviously, you have to know what you need now and what you will soon need, then hire or promote from within to meet those needs.

We must eat three meals a day, even if we're not hungry, and when we fail to fit the current ideal of beauty we must fast, even if we're starving.

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I'm a full disclosure kind of person.