It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)

I heard that I am your biggest disappointment, yet, in my heart, I know and feel that I am the greatest version of myself ever and celebrate myself each and every day

You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul.

It's strange that the newspapers don't see a connection between their false revelations about my private life and my need for seclusion and security.

We live with our defects as with the odors we carry about us: we do not perceive them, but they incommode those who approach us.

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.

The activity of painting: A thrilling tussle between the artist's materials and his inspiration.

You're never a loser until you quit trying.

One of my mom's best lines is... You're not training to be the best in the world, you're training to be the best in the world on your worst day.

If we don't consciously plant the seeds of what we want in the gardens of our minds we'll end up with weeds.