It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Your ego is everything man about yourself

Doing is the evolution of saying.

People and stars are made of the same stuff.

I remember growing up with television, from the time it was just a test pattern, with maybe a little bit of programming once in a while.

The more our hearts and minds are turned to assisting others less fortunate than we, the more we will avoid the spiritually cankering effects that result from greed, selfishness and overindulgence.

Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it.

You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life.

The antidote to hubris, to overweening pride, is irony, that capacity to discover and systematize ideas.

When a man meets his make, society begins.

As any artist can tell you, it is easier to reach perfection than to stop there.