It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Never submit we are all equals

We crave real people and are delighted when we find them.

Doesn't the telling of something always become a story?

People are more comfortable learning about wine because now they can just Google, you know, 'Soave, ' and say, 'Oh, O.K., cool.'

What's it like to be a baby? It's like being in love in Paris for the first time after you've had three double espressos.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

You can't dwell in your past but move forward, look forward. That's it.

I speak a little bit of Russian.

Expansion is life, contraction is death. Love is life, hatred is death.

Alleviation of suffering is my fundamental principle.