It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Whenever I love you, I find myself more loving.

Just because words come out of somebody's mouth doesn't make them true.

Husbands and wives need to return regularly to the kinds of romantic activities that drew them together in the first place.

If you don't have shadows, you're not in the light.

Unreasonable self-criticism represents a form of self-hatred and fear.

Prayer is the autograph of the Holy Ghost upon the renewed heart.

Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself.

Every collectivist revolution rides in on a Trojan horse of EMERGENCY.

Everybody takes what they life from the teachings of the church, and ignores the parts that don't suit them.

When companies offer support and assistance for personal and family hardships, their employees become more loyal and more productive.